Conversational Guide to Dodging Unwelcome Relationship Questions

Uzoma Okafor
2 min readJun 3, 2022

What were we talking about again?

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Caller 1: Have you ever been in love?
Me: Depends. Who’s asking? If it’s Evans who does CrossFit tell him I’m not interested. I have a Master’s degree for goodness sakes! How would it look if I’m seen with a man so chiseled his jaw could cut chocolate cake and he wouldn’t even have any? What a waste! Did I tell you about…

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